Transformers Energon leader Megatron review

He….. Is…… Back.

Alright, who touched my sword? Who touched Sally?!

Transformers 2007 “Robovision” Optimus Prime

Freedom is the right to GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

You lookin’ at me? You feel like losing your face today, punk?

LEGO Bionicle Kopaka: Master of Ice review

What killed the Rakshi? The Ice Age! (Disclaimer: the Ice Age did not actually kill the Rakshi)

Kopaka photoshopped a skull spider into a picture of him doing community service to make himself look cooler

LEGO Bionicle Onua: Master of Earth review

Sorry Onua, but Pohatu has dibs on all the rock puns.

Truly a battle for the ages

Transformers (PS2) (The Armada one) review

Hi. my name’s Rad and I wanna tell you about the Traaaansformers! No, it’s not okay if you don’t want to hear it! You are going to hear about the Traaaaansformers darn it!

And if you got a problem with it, you’re takin’ it up with me punk!