Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Hello New York! Or California. Or Virginia. Or- dose anyone really live in New Jersey? Or is it actually a secret alien colonization site? It’s a colonization site. I’m sure it’s a colonization site. No offence to any New Jersey….ans out there, just watch out for aliens.

Transformers Energon leader Megatron review

He….. Is…… Back.

Alright, who touched my sword? Who touched Sally?!

Why I’ve been away (A.K.A The evil of Microsoft)

Ever wonder why I’ve apparently, suddenly dropped off the face of the earth? No? Well, ever wondered if Microsoft is evil and actively screwing with you? Of course you have! And the answer is yes. Yes they are.

YOU presume to attempt to defy ME?!

Transformers 2007 “Robovision” Optimus Prime

Freedom is the right to GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

You lookin’ at me? You feel like losing your face today, punk?

LEGO Bionicle Kopaka: Master of Ice review

What killed the Rakshi? The Ice Age! (Disclaimer: the Ice Age did not actually kill the Rakshi)

Kopaka photoshopped a skull spider into a picture of him doing community service to make himself look cooler

LEGO Bionicle Onua: Master of Earth review

Sorry Onua, but Pohatu has dibs on all the rock puns.

Truly a battle for the ages

Five ways the movie-verse actually helped Transformers

Everyone hates the Bayformers movies. For the fans, it’s because it’s not slavishy

Something evil’s watching over you…..

dedicated to re-creating G1. for the casual Trnsformers “NOOBs” it’s just because they kinda suck. But I have looked beyond the bias. Beyond the vertical, the horizontal, the diagonal and the sideways. I have found ten ways the movie-verse actually helped the Transformers brand as a whole, so listen up, you’re about to be schooled.

Transformers (PS2) (The Armada one) review

Hi. my name’s Rad and I wanna tell you about the Traaaansformers! No, it’s not okay if you don’t want to hear it! You are going to hear about the Traaaaansformers darn it!

And if you got a problem with it, you’re takin’ it up with me punk!